using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
*Cries*
(Source: hans--moleman)
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MEPH
I CAN’T
yeah so i was like eating this sandwich right and i had some jalapenos that i was eating with it too and so
i had the sandwich and it was in my mouth and i wanted to spice that shit up so i grabbed a jalapeno and was like
alright buddy, next stop: tastebud city
and so as the jalapeno’s course was headed straight for my mouth suddenly this smoking babe appeared on tv and i turned my head
yet i did not adjust the trajectory of the jalapeno and instead of being deposited into my mouth it took a detour and went straight up my nose
and i swear that little change of course caused 2 hours of nose burning suffering and pain
this actually isnt the first time it’s happened
AND YOU THOUGHT SNORTING SODA WOULD HELP.
If I like it I’ll keep it.
DANG DO PEOPLE HAVE HEADCANONS ABOUT MY CHARACTERS… that’d be neat. Throw it at me if you do.
oh BOY
IN B4 PIERS DRAG JOKES.
nfgh,ffdhg
its like the end of the school year and omg everyone is like relationshipping up like
everywhere i go people
are asking each other out
and suddenly like all my friends have someone they like that probably likes them back or like they’re going to the dance with their crush or something and im just here like
what do i do
i honestly am alone now
no joke this time about being forever alone
HAHAHAHAHA
WHO NEEDS ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS WHEN YOU HAVE HOMESTUCK AND ANIMA SOLUS.






